BTW, I’m pretty sure there’s a gif out there for all your needs today.

Frankie_HaveaKnife

It’s a special occasion but be comfortable.

GraceandFrankie_HighHeels

Eat another deviled egg. It’s a holiday. Wear fat pants – or no pants.

Frankie_GainedaPound

When your family starts asking why you aren’t married with kids yet.

Frankie_ImYoung

At some point, you’ll be ready to snap & need to call a hotline or sexchat.

Grace_PeopleintheHouse

The dog may swipe an entire platter off the table & you have to run to store.

Frankie_LosingHerShit

You’ve been drinking since 9 & don’t care if they find you embarrassing.

Frankie_WhoGivesaShit

After the pies it’s pajama time whether people are gone or not.

Frankie_NoBra

And fuck it – if your’e too depressed to drive for hours to see people you don’t like, stay online!

Frankie_Internet

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